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scrubbz
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KIDS IN CHURCH
« on: Jul 6th, 2005, 11:59pm » |
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3-year-old, Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
When they were ready to discuss the last one the teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was?
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail.
Amen."
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. . . and one particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children when the four- year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead on the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
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A mother invited some people to dinner. When they were all seated at the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the mother answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people.....
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I wonder why my Mom always said "This child just ain't right"?
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #1 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 12:24am » |
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ROFLMAO!! SOme of these are ever so precious!
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #2 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 1:08am » |
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Those are great...LOL
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #3 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 6:40am » |
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These are too funny!! What would we do without the little ones in our lives to remind us of the joy we have.
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #4 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 7:19am » |
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LOL that last one was hilarious
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #5 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 7:24am » |
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LOL! Those are cute 
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #6 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 9:06am » |
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LOL
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #7 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 3:01pm » |
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LOL 
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #8 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 4:05pm » |
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Those are too cute!
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #9 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 5:53pm » |
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You made me laugh ...Again
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #10 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 10:10pm » |
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AWWW...those are great.Kids are so precious. 
Thanks for sharing.
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #11 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 4:07pm » |
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I love the last one! lol that is something that would happen in my house!
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Re: KIDS IN CHURCH
« Reply #12 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 6:40pm » |
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Those are sooo cute!
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