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scrubbz
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21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« on: Jul 6th, 2005, 11:49pm » |
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A friend sent me this one and it got me thinking - I wonder exactly how many of these will actually be done at the upcoming conference in Chicago?
21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOOHOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher!
10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling takedown moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.
21. I start believing that everyone in the room wants to see my boobs.
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Scented
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Re: 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« Reply #1 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 12:25am » |
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How dare ya! LOL!
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Re: 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« Reply #2 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 12:40am » |
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I think you just gave us 21 good reasons to stay out of bars....LOL!
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Re: 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« Reply #3 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 12:46am » |
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Scary...I can relate to a few of those. 
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Re: 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« Reply #4 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 6:43am » |
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LOL!! 
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von691
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Re: 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« Reply #5 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 9:08am » |
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LOL I would never do that. (not)
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Re: 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« Reply #6 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 12:06pm » |
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Literally made me Laugh. This should have a spew warning!
Well as long as your not drinking alcohol(you wouldn't want to waste a drop, then you would realize what your doing)  
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Re: 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« Reply #7 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 2:09pm » |
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on Jul 7th, 2005, 12:46am, Alohagirl wrote:| Scary...I can relate to a few of those. |
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LOL, me too! 
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Jenniejr
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Re: 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« Reply #8 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 2:20pm » |
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on Jul 7th, 2005, 12:46am, Alohagirl wrote:| Scary...I can relate to a few of those. |
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Me too! LOL
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Re: 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« Reply #9 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 2:46pm » |
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on Jul 7th, 2005, 2:20pm, Jenniejr wrote:
I have the right to remain silent... LMAO
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Re: 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« Reply #10 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 5:07pm » |
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on Jul 7th, 2005, 12:46am, Alohagirl wrote:| Scary...I can relate to a few of those. |
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Just a few !
I can relate to several of them! especially the one about not tasting it anymore. All the time (last night included) that by the end of the night it is just Coke and no Jack.
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Re: 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:
« Reply #11 on: Jul 10th, 2005, 1:51am » |
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LOL some of those are the reasons I quit drinking!!!
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